07:20 Alarm goes off. Press snooze.
07:28 Alarm goes off. Press snooze.
07:36 Alarm goes off. Stretch, get out of bed and do morning stuff (shower, dressed, bowl of cornies, make sandwiches for lunch etc).
08:22 Leave for work.
08:34 Anticipate the Audi salesmen parking their cars (perfectly straight parking showroom style).
08:35 Yep. Audi salesmen are parking their cars. Two of them have 3 haircuts in 1. How many salesmen does it take to park a car? 5 apparently. Must use different route to work. They are as clockwork as I am.
08:39 Arrive at work. Joy.
09:24 Boss asks if I have looked into the problem he spent most of yesterday working on and couldn’t resolve. I forgot about it: “errm, I’m still working on it”. Suppose I need to start work. Close the football pages of the BBC and Guardian sites.
09:32 Figured out the problem. Happy boss.
09:33 Proclaim myself a genius. Nobody listens.
10:23 Smokers come back from killing themselves. They stink.
13:00 My tuna salad sandwiches are eaten, followed by an apple and banana (Go Team Healthy). Apple was a bit shit though.
14:57 See an IT report I’m not meant to see, includes staff internet usage…I’m top by a country mile. Oops. Decide to calm my internet use for a while (just in case).
15:09 Formulated my ‘defence’ if I get asked about my internet usage.
15:10 Decide to go the gym after work. Definitely.
17:12 Drive past gym. “I’ll definitely go tomorrow”.
17:27 Arrive home and plod about the house.
18:57 Eat chicken and veg. Although Gordon Ramsey won’t be shitting himself just yet, a solid 7/10 on the food ratings scale.
19:30 Send a text to The Gadget Show to try and win lots of gadgets.
19:31 Watching the Lost finale.
21:30 Ponder what the fuck Lost was about. Surprised I got a lump in my throat towards the end (I’m a big girl), but decide I understand. I think. Not brilliant, but good.
22:00 Child like attention span takes hold: I constantly switch between TV and looking on the internet. Wanting to buy a compact digital camera so read reviews and search ebay. More research needed. Download The Black Keys new Long Player – ‘Brothers’.
23:58 Off to bed I go.
00:08 Not as tired as I thought I was. Pick up book.
00:09 Read one page, can’t be arsed (I’ve been at chapter 4 for the past 3 weeks). Turn TV on.
00:53 Decide not to stay awake for Snog Marry Avoid? Attempt sleep.
03:16 Wake up and nod off again.
05:22 Wake up again and nod off again.
06:41 Wake up again. I’ve got 40 minutes. ‘For Fucks Sake’.
07:20 Alarm goes off.
Rinse and Repeat daily.
Living the dream people. Living the dream!