There is a guy in work who sits on the other side of the office. The guy is OK as it happens, but he has one flaw (apart from his big nose) which makes me want to punch his stupid face to smithereens every lunchtime.
He eats with his mouth open.
I can let most things just go over my head and it takes an awful lot to rile me. But every weekday lunchtime my anger levels boil up. I wouldn’t mind normally, but it’s not like I’m sitting next to him. He’s at least 30 feet away and I can hear his horrible mouth smacking noises from my desk.
I’m a very self conscious person and I’m 1 million percent certain that if I ate with my mouth open, I’d realise it and make amends to stop it.
How is it even possible to eat with your mouth open? I once tried to be that freak (whilst nobody else was around) just to see if I was missing out on some pleasurable eating experience, but I can’t do it. I don’t understand how, or the need, to open my mouth in the middle of a good munch. Are these people short of breath mid-chomp? If so, why can’t they use their nose? That’s what it’s for you freaks.
Stop annoying the normal folk.
There’s no doubt about it, these people were brought up feral.
I feel better now.
P.S. Apologies to Jo for nicking her blog title for the subject of this post. Go visit: Please Don’t Eat With Your Mouth Open