I’ve been thinking about the breakup for a while.
Things hadn’t been going quite as well as I’d hoped lately. However, it all started rosy, it always starts well does doesn’t it? If I remember rightly you were introduced to me, at Christmas time a few years ago, by my auntie. It’s that little time when it’s all new and everything’s fantastic, no complaints either way. You enjoy the time together and everything just works. I was amazed I hadn’t found you before I did.
The past few years have been great but just lately I started resenting you and finding your faults. I didn’t like spending time with you. You became a chore and started annoying me by leaving things laying around which I didn’t like. I thought I could make it work out if I treated you to a new hair do. But, before I could do that, I’d gone out and found a replacement and things just weren’t the same again. I did try and give you a second chance, your new hair do was good, but it just wasn’t the same. The old spark had gone.
I preferred the replacement and so this time, it’s over.
It is with great sadness that I have to inform you that The Oral-B® Professional Care® 7000 toothbrush and I have broken up.
I’m going back to a manual toothbrush (incidentally, it’s another Oral-B). Your high speed 3D pulsing action isn’t doing it for me at the minute.