Sticky Pubes

If there was a God then surely he could’ve made pubic hair with a bit more practicality.

Now I’m not one for going bald down below, there has to be some degree of hair coverage. Although I know some trim down below to make their manhood’s appear a bit bigger. I’m afraid I’m not one to take that added risk of slippage. So pubic hair is there and has to be dealt with.

But why oh why oh why, do the things stick to your hand like glue in the shower. How annoying is it? There you are trying to get a wash and you spend half the time unwittingly doing impressions of gangster rappers in an attempt to flick the things off.

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